I should prob give you a smidge of backround information: I’m going through a divorce I left my x-husband about 2 1/2 yrs ago, I moved in with my Mother which was supposed to be very temporary, but then my father was dignosed with lung cancer so they asked me to stay to care for him. I found your website by accident, and it’s truly AMAZING! I figure I would share the “situation” I woke up to this morning. I’ve been head butted in the throat, and my then 15 month old son put me in hospital by head butting me just in that soft spot behind the jaw, and below the ear, after waiting in agony in the emergency room for hours (might still be waiting if I hadn’t cried) was poked by 4 doctors, sent for X-rays, to be told, ‘your jaw’s not broken, but we don’t know what’s wrong, take these anti-inflammatory’s and see your doctor in a few days’ My doctor took one look and said ‘if both sides were swollen I’d say you had mumps, he must have gotten you right in the salivary gland.’ it took a month before I could chew properly, unfortunately I didn’t lose any weight While I’ve never gotten a kick to the face (every other part of my body, though) I think you need to do a post warning of the dangers of baby headbuttsvdt, once that soft spot closes, it sets off a chain reaction that instantly turns the skull into some sort of stone/steel hybrid super-hard substance, which is at best dangerous, and at worst, potentially lethal. I’m not just talking about your baby, I mean you as well! Maybe if you slept with a helmet that has a face-shield? It might not be as uncomfortable as you’d think! Maybe. Hmmmmm… That makes me think of something: remember, parents, sleep safely with your baby. Despite all the punches and kicks and scratches we’ve received from our little sleep-fighting lad. My wife and I have loved having our little one in bed with us. You don’t need a kick to head to figure this one out, but it would help to illustrate the point.īecause I get such a kick (pun intended) out of all the joke Chuck Norris expressions on the interwebs, I have to add that if the baby depicted in this Instructional Diagram were actually a baby version of Chuck Norris, instead of waking up abruptly, this roundhouse kick to the head would have put him to sleep forever. Co-sleeping is special or at least necessary for some, but a lot of people don’t know that it can also occasionally be a good way to get a bloody nose or an impressive black eye. The nighttime abuse we take as parents is a testament to how much we love heading to bed with the baby on board.
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